38 Hilarious Pun Memes That Offer a Puntastic Time

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    Me & My Recliner ... We Go Way Back
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    Taming Fred Savage @FredTaming me: congrats, when is the baby due pregnant librarian: oh it's mine i get to keep it 2:11 PM - 2020-01-17 Twitter Web App 4,870 Retweets 80 Quote Tweets 33.8K Likes
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    me: i don't know anything about plumbing though dad: that's fine, just cut the water first me:
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    Just spent $300 on a limousine and discovered that the fee doesn't include a driver. Can't believe I've spent all that money and have nothing to chauffeur it.
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    aromanticduck Follow Not all construction work is equally enjoyable. For example, enlarging a drilled hole is boring, but fastening pieces of metal together is riveting. 48,938 notes on
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    ENCYCLOPEDIA DNSENSICA DID YOU KNOW? Swedish astronomer Anders Celsius died in 1744 aged 43 though his rival Farenheit was convinced he was 109.
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    imgilip.com WHAT DID YOU THINK OF MY NEW FIBONACCI JOKE? IT WAS AS BAD AS YOUR PREVIOUS TWO FIBONACCI JOKES COMBINED
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    VISIGOTH HI VISIGOTH
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    Just fell asleep at the beach and woke up with a hideous tan line - THIS decentbirthday
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    Where do bad rainbows go? Prism It's a light sentence.
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    itsajensenthing: starlit-notes: I would like to thank my arms, for always being by side. My legs, for always supporting me, and my fingers...because I can always count on them. this will be my speech when i win an oscar
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    Ironic Earnest (call me Irie Ernie) @Marty_Quinn Gf: The only easel they sell here is $85, should I get it? Me: well, is it a good brand, like a Vind? Gf: It's just "Staples" brand. Me: Let's go to another store. If I'm dropping almost $100 on an easel, it better be a Vind. Gf: What's special about a Vind eas- oh, you
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    Me: See? To prove I'm not some boring house dad, I got a tattoo. Her: Oh cool! It's... uh? Me: (proudly) It's my thermos! From work! Her: Well, uh, the line work is certainly... Me: Don't touch the thermos tat.
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    Date: What do you do? Me: I race horses Date: Have you been successful? Me: No, they are much faster Jokey McJokeface
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    BOUNCE The world's largest bounce house is now touring the U.S. At 10,000 square feet, this bounce house is large enough to live in. SUMMER HOME TO The rent is pretty expensive but that's mostly due to inflation.
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    getting a rejection email with multiple. fried chicken related puns is a new low for me Hi KFC Thank you for your application to Team KFC. We're cluckin' delighted you're keen to join our flock, however at this moment in time your skills aren't the secret recipe the Colonel is looking for. But we'd love to hear from you again give us a cluck if you would like to apply in the future. Best Wishes,
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    This is what a human hand looks like under a microscope. 20,123 TD 19.284 AmScope อา
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    CTRL there was a spider on my desk but it's under control now
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    Skete Stegemeyer @itspeterj My wife and I's friend booked us a table at a restaurant called The Manhattan Project and I'M the bad guy for asking if it's a fusion restaurant? That's a 10/10 joke 20:30 - 3/18/22 Twitter for Android
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    This is a clear case of iron deficiency
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    Cristina Vee Valenzuela @CristinaVee Had a dream I broke up with John Cena told him I couldn't see him anymore.
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    OMG I just found out that Albert Einstein was a real person!! All this time I thought he was a theoretical physicist. 5:42 PM - 2021-08-21 Twitter Web App
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    How did you find your steak sir? I just looked next to the potatoes and there it was.
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    People are shocked when they find out I'm not a very good. electrician.
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    Ferrari Agrrari Aurrari
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    Some people see two piers I see a Paradox
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    Alright bye Why did you send that To let you know that I'm gonna miss you
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    me: help, my house is burning down! mrs doubtfire: *narrows eyes* prove it
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    Paul Found @PaulFound17 'A cannibal once took my girlfriend to see a Russell Crowe film' 'Gladiator?' 'No, I really miss her' 12:42 PM 11/19/22 Twitter for Android • 4,252 Retweets 163 Quote Tweets 59.2K Likes
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes The Indian restaurant I work for is so secretive I had to sign a legal agreement that I wouldn't share the flatbread recipe Just their standard naan disclosure agreement. 000
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    If I put a pumpkin on this sheep, it does nothing. A On this one, again.. nothing. A B C B But this one starts cooking a gourmet meal and curses rudely at the staff. FK LI EWE! A B C That's just what happens when you put a gourd on ram C in the kitchen.
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    Sergeant, take her away and book her. Sergeant Takeraway. Sergeant Booker.
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    handsock @handsock_butts > girlfriend: I'll have the chef's salad me: [whispering] babe that's so just order your own
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    Meteorologist: "dress for mid 80's" Me and the boys:
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    My neighbor said "Cheer up. Could be worse. We could be in a deep hole in the ground full of water." I know he meant well.
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    tilthat TIL that 23% of the crew aboard Christopher Columbus' ship "Santa Maria" was named "Juan". via reddit.com krinkshame That's nearly a three to juan ratio recoil-operated You son of a 24,260 notes A >> 17 3
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    Dad Jokes @Dadsaysjokes While driving to work, robbers jumped into my car and stole everything. They were pirates of the car I be in.
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    The man entered his home and was absolutely delighted when he discovered someone had stolen every lamp in the house.
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